John

man with lots of money
guy 1: yo have you seen the rich guy
guy 2: yeah he's such a john
by tonyjeff May 10, 2018
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John

Egotistical Short Guy
Sort of Confident in himself

Known around the block
Just a guy you can hang out with
Asian
Hey John, how is it down there

Shut Up
by not john October 18, 2019
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John

Book smart but his common sense is low. He’s obsessed with jack grealishs calves and is convinced he’s built like Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s very fruity even though he says he’s straight. He wants to adopt a kid so hit him up.
John says he has muscular legs 🦵.
by Microwaved pop tart November 17, 2021
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John

John is a very charming guy to be around. If you find one OH MY LORD don't let them go. He knows how to make anyone smile even on the hardest days. He is very caring and notices when something is bothering someone even if they try hiding it. He is very sexy and has a freaky side. He loves affection any time of the day. He will treat his girl like a QUEEN and be loyal to her always. John doesn't play around with relationships and is true to his word. John is usually around 5'10 to 6'. They have a goofy personality, are definitely extroverted, and once you get to know him, his true colors come out. Sometimes he thinks he's Mr. Tough guy and will tease you but inside he's got a soft side that he tries to hide around his friends. He is very handsome, loves working hard for his dreams, and has a heart for the Lord.
Person 1: Aye is that him??
Person2: Who john?
Person 1: Yea

Person 2: oh sí, ese es él, no puedes perderte su atractivo yo
by beautifulbutterfly2231 February 11, 2022
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John

It a common name given to boys who are bulky,smart and decent. But these boys might even be sissy and a little less handsome. But they are the best boyfriend for girls.
Maria: I just love my John so much!
by Stein_666 January 26, 2018
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John

The sweetest person you will ever meet in your life. John has a way of stealing your heart and making you blush almost instantly. John can typically be found giving advice or comforting his friends, family, or lover, and doing a great job at it. He puts his heart and soul into everything he does, and often always bounces back in tough situations. He has a huge heart, is honest, and always a great kisser. Johns are a fan of affection and snuggles so its best not to leave them too long without hugs else they'll get fussy. They're very snuggly and will coddle you any chance they have because of their caring nature.
Person 1: So uh hows john
Person 2: He's perfect <3
by BoiDafaqqq January 9, 2020
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John

a guy who just wasted your time
"i just wasted you time"- John
by raccaroni March 6, 2020
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