lazy-tranny

1. A man fascinated with women's clothes, but too unmotivated to spend money on them, or take the time to put them on. 2. A drag queen in disguise.

The closest a lazy-tranny gets to dressing like a woman is Google images.

by Xerolayne February 9, 2010

lazy fiddy

Lazy fiddy refers to the default sex position a man in his 50’s will try to use. Basically lying on his back, while watching sports center and offering no help. The known outcome is not expecting to see his love interest when he wakes in the morning.

My girl friend left me after too many lazy fiddy’s.

by LITGANNON October 20, 2019

Meta Lazy

When you’re so lazy, your laziness benefits you to be more lazy without even trying.

Hayley is so lazy that she would forgo drinking iced water so she does not have to get ice from the freezer. Because of drinking water without ice, she does not have to clean up the condensation rings that an iced drink would leave. Hayley’s meta lazy.

by Paco Burrito Face December 5, 2020

lazy wingman

It's when a guy takes 2 Tylenol PMs, sits on his hand until it goes numb and tries to finish masturbating before he falls asleep.

Ed: What did you do last night?
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.

by DidSomeoneSayCake November 22, 2013

Lazy Girlfriend

When a male in a relationship ejaculates onto his female partners butt. This can be done while he is rubbing his penis in between her butt cheeks, or masturbating. If the girlfriend is too tired, not motivated, or busy with something else, she may let her male partner do this so she doesn't have to participate, yet her boy friend will be able to ejaculate.

Jenny was tired after a long day at school, so she gave her boy friend a lazy girlfriend

Stephanie was busy online, so her boyfriend Connor asked her politely for a lazy girlfriend

by expand-dong420 September 20, 2015

Lazy Holterman

The act of impregnating someone, as if the act of conception is as casual, easy, and naturally expected as, say, that of ordering a beer at a bar.

Drunk friend: "I just wanna know - when are you gonna give Michelle a Lazy Holterman?"

by Rev john October 20, 2011

Lazy buddy

Some one who goes to your house in comfortable attire, watches movies, tv, or plays video games. You eat junk food. And some times occasionally cuddle.

I can't hang out. My lazy buddy is coming over today.

by Bird man May 12, 2014