OMFS

An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.

Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.

Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!

OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!

OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.

by Benncm May 16, 2010

OMFG

Something you say if you don't care about your soul forever being banished to the fires Hell!

From the Bible: Thou shalt not take the Name of the Lord, your God, in Vain...NOT "your OMFG"

by Saving Souls May 14, 2009

OMFG

"Oh my fucking God" for short. Ususally used in AIM conversations and other chat-room things. A common expression of excitement, awe, surprise or anger

1.OMFG U R SUCH A n00B LOL!!!!!!111!1eleventy!!1

2.STFU!!!1 OMFG!!11

3.OMFG ur sO annoyAnG!!1111

4.did that guy just jump through a ring of fire?? OMFG!!

by stimlag November 11, 2008

OMFGLMFAO

Means:
'Oh My Fucking God Laugh My Fucking Ass Off'.

Can be used on Aim, Myspace, Facebook, Etc.

Aim Conversation

Person 1: AND THEN HE FELL!!!

Person 2: OMFGLMFAO!!!

by Meeeeppppssseesss July 2, 2008

omfwtg

"Oh my fuck what the God?"




Used to announce a ones incomprehension or boredom.

Bishop to rook etc blah blah 1337 hax0r w00t in my panties <just imagine i've actually written something random and funny here>


omfwtg!?!?!?!!?!?!1111!!!!!!11!SHIFT+ONE!!!!112

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

omfg

oh my fucking god (computer slang)

omfg i hate it when you do that!

by LILSAM September 29, 2006

OMFG&J

Oh my fucking god & jesus.

An added element of the popular "Oh my god"

*Mark gets punched in the face*

Steve: "OMFG&J that bully is mean!"

by cjredskin92 July 22, 2009