Oliver 

massive peice of shit dont go anywhere near whem or talk to them

oh fuck its an Oliver, lets scoot

Oliver by Lord Fauntleroy the 3rd May 15, 2020

Oliver 

A useless asshole, everyone who has the misfortune of meeting an 'Oliver' immediately regrets spending any amount of time with him. Can also be a Jewish cunt in many instances of an Oliver. A generally disliked person

Guy 1: "Yo, you got really drunk last night"

Guy 2: "Yeah I know, apparently I was a real dick?"

Guy1: "Yeah man, you acted like a real Oliver"

Oliver by Yeetmaster69420 March 23, 2017

Oliver 

A fat prick that every one hates and no one talks too.

Oliver is a prick

Oliver by Big pp boy April 12, 2019

Oliver 

A guy who will look after you and care for you no matter what . He also is incredibly sexy and very hard working and once you fall in love with him you’ll never let him go and neither will he

It’s soo good to have and oliver as my boyfriend

Oliver by James_the_destroyer February 8, 2018

Oliver 

Oliver can be an amazing friend, he’s really crazy and quite a funny guy, but BE CAREFUL, he can reveal your deepest secrets, so don’t get to close with any Oliver’s

Hey isn’t that Oliver?

Yeah he told Jessica about me liking her

But he can be a good friend.

Oliver by Jack Harris December 4, 2018

Oliver 

The coolest person south of the Mason dixon line, a handler, a-G, a good man and a stand up guy. Hes "like dat" the truth. Oliver's are known to drink top shelf alcohol and date the most beautiful women.

Oliver is the truth

Oliver by od20020 May 3, 2019

Oliver 

A sweet, loyal guy that’s very trustworthy. He has some trust issues and it takes him a while to get used to you, But when he does he’s crazy and fun to be around. He will bully you from time to time but he’s usually just joking. Someone who loves minecraft. And is the type of person to accuse you of Hacks. Sometimes hypocritical. Oliver never really sleeps so you can hit him up at any hour and he’ll Text you back right away. You can talk to him all night and not get bored. There will never be a dull moment with him. And never fails to make you laugh. Often mispells simple words, but will learn over time. He’ll always be there for you, and will help you through anything. He has beautiful blue green eyes and his laugh is contagious. You might think he is bipolar cause of personality but that’s just him. Gives great advice that you should take. And is quite the comedian. Oliver has his insecurities, even though he’s an amazing person. He’s a great friend and you’ll never wanna lose an Oliver.

A person named Oliver

Oliver by Random person.org August 11, 2019