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Oliver

Oliver an absolutely stunning godlike guy. He’s as chiseled as a greek god and has a bigger dick then Marton and Barnabas it’s as if he had a 4 leg. He’s the best thing that could happen to you your mom and your dad.
Have u guys seen oliver

Yea he fucked my man yesterday
by person174893 April 10, 2023
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Olives

Olives are the best, you find them with feta cheese and garlic shoved inside and if you don't like them you are going to hell :))
by Ieatolivesallday March 6, 2020
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Oliver

The most amazing person ever created. Everyone wants to be like him. He can get a girlfriend whenever he wants. Although he is always mistreated by his brother, he is still the coolest person you will ever meet.

A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.

He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.

A saint.
Guy #1: Man look at Oliver, he is so amazing!

Guy #2: I know I wish I was him!
by lawlwhocarez September 25, 2010
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Oliver

Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.
James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!
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Oliver

A man who desperately hangs onto their girlfriends who are bitch
You are hanging on like Oliver
by Topshaggerwill August 14, 2018
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Oliver

His name is Oliver but likes to be called Ollie, he has the best hair known to man, and pretty cool t-shirts (Drop Dead).He likes 'Heavy Metal, Rock, Dubstep + Drumstep, Ollie has got a crazy personality and a rather large penis, He is what you call a 'sexual beast'. Become friends with an 'Oliver' a nd your set for life.
You: Damn i wish Oliver was my friend.
You: I WANT HIS DROP DEAD T-SHIRTS.
by jess is the way forward. October 25, 2010
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Olives

Olives: The only food on the planet that looks like a testicle, and tastes like urine smells.
"Why do Olives taste like pee smells???"
by MC Killbot 5000 December 28, 2005
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