Nuts

1.Noun: A sometimes edible, natural-grown substance that is either eaten or sucked on.
2.Slang;Noun:The male genitals that create sperm cells. See also balls

1. Guy 1:"Ohhh, I didn't know nuts were so good!
Guy 2: "Well you can eat those. You need to stop sucking 'em. All you gotta do is crack 'em open.

2.Guy 1: You're just jealous that I got bigger nuts than you!"
Guy 2: "Whatever." *Balltaps him.*

by ICantThinkOfADangName May 28, 2009

Nut

Typical lacrosse term meaning the ball.

"Pass the nut bro! alright next time next time."
or
"bros dont take other bros nuts"

by Rip the Duck April 1, 2010

Nut

When a woman is on top of a man during the act of anal sex, and she farts and tries to pretend it didn't happen. Also applies to men engaged in anal sex.

man and woman in bed, woman on top doing anal sex
Man: Oh, yeah, this is so good, bitch!
Woman: OOOOOOOOooooo yeah, I like it too. fart
Man: ...Did you just fart on my dick?
Woman: No baby, no keep going.
Man: Ahh, hell no. You just nutted all over me!
Woman: What? I didn't nut!
Man: Get off me!

by Ganondorf123 January 31, 2007

Nuts

A man's mighty genitals

"I lay thy eyes upon his mighty nuts."

by Mr. Big C May 31, 2016

Princess nut nuts

A term used by Former poltical aide to the British Priminster to described first lady of Britain Carrie Symonds. The term means someone who is so nutty they might as well be a royal of the nutters.

DC: That Carrie Symonds is a real princess nut nuts.
BoJo: You're fired.

by Boris "BoJo" Johnson November 15, 2020

Nut Nut November

Nut Nut November is ten better No Nut November where you can buy as much as you want

Guys it’s No Nut November

Sorry man I believe in Nut Nut November

by Knucklesreligion November 3, 2020

Nuts

an annoying thing to be allergic to.

i feel like i can't eat anything these days, everything "may contain traces of bloody nuts"

by pixie101 July 28, 2010