norwegian massage

a woman massaging another woman without using her hands.

Olga gave Birget a norwegian massage at a bachelor party.
norwegian lunch;norwegian shopping

by zoepan December 10, 2004

true norwegian black metal

The original form of Black Metal, famous for its satanic lyrical content as well as its lo-fi hardedge musical backing.

Black Metal its purist form. Used to reference bands such as Emperor, Mayhem, DarkThrone, Burzum, and more recently Gorgoroth and Immortal. Newer bands in the third wave of black metal do NOT qualify as True Norwegian Black Metal. (sorry Dimmu)

Dimmu Borgir kicks ass but is not true Norwegian black metal.

by NordicPirateKing April 27, 2007

Norwegan Sleighride

When you ride a girl down a flight of stairs while fucking her up the ass.

I had the best time lastnight when i gave Surely a Norwegan Sleighride

by Big Ol Titties February 18, 2005

norwell

Home of the Tavern. While most people from the South Shore are pussies (::cough:: scituate, cohasset, hingham, hanover ::cough::) The Tavern Crew will beat the shit out of you. More weed is smoked in this town than any other in Massachusetts, and we have the state school suspension record to prove it. Also the town in which Norwell High School can be found... what a shit hole.


::bong rip::

Scituate Guy: Kids from Norwell blaze so many blunts!
Hingham Guy: So what, my parents are rich.
Cohasset Guy: My dick is in the Hingham Kid's ass right now...
Hanover Kid: ... Can I be next?

by OTC Original Tavern Crew May 10, 2005

Norwegian Funnelcake

A sex position when one man folds himself into a trash can while sucking his own dick. While, 4 other guys are jacking off on him. If there’s five guys, then it’s just fucking gay.

I heard Ranthany died while doing the Norwegian Funnelcake.

by LargeOldMansPen-is March 10, 2018

Norwegia

Noun

Where the Philippines' own, "Best and Brightest" Presidential Communications Operations Office under the Duterte Administration believes Norwegian people come from.

"The president conferred the Order of Sikatuna with the rank of Datu to outgoing Norwegian Ambassador to the Philippines Erik Forner for his service as the representative of Norwegia."

by LEGALLYBEARY June 17, 2018

norwegian pretzel

An abnormally large penis that is tied into pretzel formation and ready for penetration. Use this power to have sexual intercourse with a lot of people that are also not children.

"just gave that big booty bitch that norwegian pretzel no cap on my mama nigga 👍🤙☝👈👇👈"

by penismolester1976 October 19, 2019