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Nootball

Disrespectful term for football. Best used to piss off your boyfriend
How’s your fantasy nootball going this week?
by Hotdog80085 November 6, 2022
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nooticer

(Usually stereotyped as "The Nooticer".)

A tongue-in-cheek term for an internet user who has been *noticing* societal patterns in a way that, if anyone found out, would make him demonized and stigmatized by the controllers of societal narratives. Hence why it's an intentional misspelling of "noticer" to acknowledge that pattern recognition, a sign of intelligence, is illegal in many countries. Typically refers to someone blackpilled who recognizes the ZOG, or (((them))), everywhere, and chuckles when he reads the "early life" section on a person's Wikipedia article because "every single time" the subversive actor is a "Jew".
The 37-year-old nooticer is a meme in /pol/ on 4chan.

Me: First I heard the whiny voice. When I looked, I saw the lumped nose. Then it turned and stared at me with its dark, beady eyes. Goldstein was the name. The CEO of a billion-dollar corporate giant, the brother of a banker and son of a mafia boss. It gave me the most terrifyingly malicious grin. I backed away slowly from its predatory gaze. Am I antisemitic?

A friend: No, you're just noticing things. You're a nooticer. Welcome to the club. We may be small and in an uphill battle fighting the normies, but we're naturally growing.
by A truth-shaped object October 21, 2023
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Noots

Friggen amazing Sum 41 song. In fact, the greatest song ever
No apologies, I never thought you'd be so easily decieved, now I'll just hang my head, falling further out of place, while I walk with the dead, with all the lies I can't erase, I'll just hang my head... -Noots, Sum 41
by Nurmi August 30, 2005
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Noots

Asking for Noots is the backup plan when asking for Noodz. If the girl says "wtf no" you can claim it auto corrected "Noots" to "Noods" and you can say you wanted her Noot Noots.
Guy: Noods please
Girl: WTF NO
Guy: soz Noots*
Girl: NOOT NOO T
by DefsNotBen March 14, 2015
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fig nooters

iCarly parody of Fig Nuetens (the cookies)
Spencer: it's just a bunch of fig nooters! what's up with the fig nooters??!
by c pop loves dick March 25, 2016
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nootenhooger

These tighty whities are hoogin' my noots.
by stan the butcher February 18, 2005
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nootz

a little noot sack who gets on peoples nuts soo much that u cant live with him, and u cant live without him.
oldnootz: Yo nootZ get off my nuts
nootz himself: im not on ur nuts, ur on mine old nootZ!!
by fett July 9, 2004
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