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Nonce

A individual called luke plowman who bums sheep and children
That luke plowman is a right nonce
by Yolomanwhipscar June 12, 2018
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Nonce

A person who drink milk regularly and purely out of personal choice
Is he drinking milk out of the carton?! What a nonce!
by anonymous November 11, 2020
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Nonce

Someone over 16 having sex with an under 16
Quote from a nonce “Leah baby give me a hand/blowjob if we have enough room”
by Bigshagga lez October 21, 2019
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Nonce

A 28 year old guy who dates 15 year old girls.
Guy talking to friend - “I went and picked up my girlfriend from highschool today.”

Friend - “What?! Bro you’re a nonce!”
by Kid Creepy May 15, 2020
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Nonce

I ain’t afraid of no nonce
Aideen smyth is a nonce
by F ye anyway August 13, 2019
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Nonce

A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”
Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020
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Nonce

That Cameron kelly guy fucked Olivia hill she was 13 , what a nonce!
by James arther October 24, 2020
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