angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

nob jog

To exercise ones manhood in a sporting fashion

Look at the bruise i've got on the palm, i've just been nob jogging

by Adam2000 January 13, 2008

Nob globbed

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone who is sick so her/his flem makes some extremely gross noises in the process of the blowjob

Man my girlfriend was sick when she gave a blowjob i totally got nob globbed

by DankNigz January 15, 2017

Bigger nob

You swap B and N

They call me bigger nob

by rfortjigoiwdsjfoejg June 5, 2023

Corn on the nob

When you're doing anal, you pull out and there's shit with a sweet corn on your nob

"Oh shit, I got corn on the nob again"

by Bigsink February 19, 2017

Hiker Nob

When you're hiking for a while and your pants start to bunch up in the back, causing your dick to get squeezed

"Man are you okay, we can stop if you want."
"Nah man, just got some Hiker nob building up."w

by SorAkura January 9, 2021

gobble the nob

Gobble the nob is British slang for giving head to a male person.

Ira felt so much better after he'd pulled out his wang and, by waving it in front of her face, convinced Wanda to gobble the nob.

by http://bit.ly/VfHlm4 January 30, 2014