nob flake

some crummy bastard always gettin up in peoples grillz

ya sick nob flake

by ericcartman74 March 8, 2011

Stup Nob

A Stupid Nob that is too stupid and nobbish to articulate the words ‘Stupid Nob’

Why’s that Stup nob calling me a Stupid Nob?

by MickyToiletDuck May 3, 2018

angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

nob jog

To exercise ones manhood in a sporting fashion

Look at the bruise i've got on the palm, i've just been nob jogging

by Adam2000 January 13, 2008

nob milk

the white stuff that cums out your bell end

oi want some nob milk
why yes of curse i do yummy ;)

by david hanlabydisclob February 22, 2009

Hiker Nob

When you're hiking for a while and your pants start to bunch up in the back, causing your dick to get squeezed

"Man are you okay, we can stop if you want."
"Nah man, just got some Hiker nob building up."w

by SorAkura January 9, 2021

Corn on the nob

When you're doing anal, you pull out and there's shit with a sweet corn on your nob

"Oh shit, I got corn on the nob again"

by Bigsink February 19, 2017