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Happy New Year

The celebratory point of when a guy pulls his penis out of a vagina then shoots his load all over shouting, "Happy New Year".
After a great sexession Jack pulled out and came all over Janes chest shouting, "Happy New Year".
by Pwise January 13, 2011
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Russian New Year

The beginning of the new year as dictated by the Julian Calendar on January 13th. Still practiced and recognized by the Russian Orthodox Church.

An excuse for alcoholics to have a second new year party.

As Russia lies in 10 different time zones, it is possible to celibate 10 times in one day.

An opportunity for those who suffer from epic failure in the first 2 weeks of the new year get their shit back on track.
Adam, "What are we doing tonight"?

Alex, "What do you mean? It's Russian New Year."

Adam, "So, we're drinking vodka all night?"
by Melancholy Ocelot January 15, 2011
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Happy New Year!

The phrase used at the New Year when the clock turns midnight and it becomes January 1.
Guy 1: Happy New Year!!!

Guy 2: Yo Happy New Year!!!

Guy 3: Yo but that New Year tho!!

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Yo its mah boy! Happy New Year!!

Anthony Favata: Happy New Year!!
by HAPPYNEWYEAR! January 1, 2014
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Lunar New Year

A new year term used by someone (who doesn’t approve of China’s internal politics and its foreign policy in bribing or bullying many poor or developing natural resources-rich countries) to their Chinese friends, foes, or fiends rather than using “Chinese New Year.”
If you want to be in the good books of the Chinese communists or nationalists, use “Chinese Lunar New Year,” not the arguably disrespectful “Lunar New Year” or the highly disparaging “Korean Lunar New Year” to infuriate them.
by Fasters January 29, 2023
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zombie new year

The Zombie New Year is/would-be the date exactly one year after the Zombie Apocalypse began.
Alternately it would be the date from which Zombies finally conquered the world. Many dispute this, however, stating that it would be impossible unless zombification could be passed on a microbal level. Unless zombification could be passed as such, and infect all manner of life, then technically the Zombie forces could never truly conquer the world.
On the Zombie New Year, survivors strike out at as many zombies as they can.
by Kyvia June 11, 2006
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Chinese New Year

when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.
Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died
by nerdymatt98 June 16, 2011
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Neutral New Year

For when you dont know if a year will be bad or good
Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!
by Cyberglitch 20101010101 January 6, 2021
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