A Loch Ness Monster

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".

Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

by Bender77 May 30, 2008

G'ness

Being both a 'G' and a 'Genius' while on God's side

Devil: You got mad mic skills dawg... Drop that ignorant club sh* and we can make some serious money!

Tupac: My mission is to be more than just a rap musician, the elevation of today's generation if I can make em' listen...

God: My bwoiii! That's some real G'ness...

by Ho-Yizzle December 20, 2012

Karl-ness

Karl-ness is Karls own uniqe smell or scent not only resitricted to people with the name Karl. To describe your own scent you simply add ness to the end of your name eg. chris-ness, zak-ness. Everyone has a "ness" some good some bad and some peoples ness smells like shit!

I just caught a strong blast of karls karl-ness

by Zaky December 12, 2006

NERD-ER-AWESOME-NESS

NERD-ER-AWESOME-NESS
GET STRAIGHT A's in school and do
all your homework but yet you stay freshh
to death with your Gear and Fly Sneakers soo
your such a NERD-ER-AWESOME-NESS.

Damn kid Your such a Nerd
because you have to doo all your homework
soo you can goo buy new nike sb dunks and feel
proud of yourself.

your such a damn NERD-ER-AWESOME-NESS

by RENNe..JEN,,,kid November 24, 2006

villanueva-ness

To piss excellence and ejaculate glory; also to be of a motivational stand point or to describe ones own satisfaction with their accomplishments

I did so well on that ap exam, i have to chalk it up to my villanueva-ness

by Ken Gai June 2, 2007

Poca-Hawt-ness

Related to "Pocahontas", as when portrayed by Q'Orianka Kilcher. Derived from the related term "hawt."

Garth: if you were a Native American girl, you'd be Poca-hawt-ness...
Wayne: She can't be Poca-Hawt-ness; Q'Orianka Kilcher already is.
Garth:party time! excellent!

by D-spot July 30, 2008

pe-ness

an insane kickass mother fucker from Port Elizabeth in South Africa with huge breasts and is slightly crazy who carries around a pocket knife to kill anybody who disses PE.

its amy barclay and kelly thompson.. flip, they're so gangster.. look how big their pe-ness is
you cant handle my pe-ness

by rainbow monkey July 14, 2011