nerf hair

1. hair like that of Cory Matthews on Boy Meets World 2. hair so curly a Nerf ball would stick in it if thrown at it 3. hair with the consistency of a Brillo pad

That boy lost his comb in his nerf hair

by goddamit' May 26, 2009

NEBFU

An acronym for "Nice Enough But Fucking Useless"; usually used in an office or other working environment to refer to people that are friendly in nature but cannot deliver on even the most basic of tasks.

These people are always 'dropping the ball' or even unwilling to 'pick it up' so to speak.

She knew the damn report was due today! All I can say is "NEBFU"!!

by Hoksip March 17, 2013

Nereus

A wonderful boy, just like his name twin the god. Nereus is intelligent, cunning and has hair as beautiful as silver threads. He asserts his opinion and rarely accepts a throw-in. Just like the water, he can be sometimes leisurely, but also stormy fast.

Nereus is wonderful

by user978 November 22, 2021

Netfucked

Binge watching a series before your agreed date/time with watch partners

I told her not to watch the new season without me, when she didn’t laugh at that joke I knew she totally netfucked me.

by Pmbfl June 20, 2022

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke

I bet you think i copy pasted this.Well i typed it all out.

Waa! Waa! Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke hit me on the forehead! Waa! Waa!

by achoooooooo! July 7, 2022

nerfer

From the early 80's when surfing was cool . . .
A person who farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles.
Also known as a Biting Bubbler.

Ed has shitty breath, I bet he is a nerfer

by RelDef July 19, 2011

Nerdfuck

A nerd to a whole new level. (Just like douchefuck takes douche beyond, so does a nerdfuck.)

Not only is a nerdfuck really smart, he's also really arrogant. He's such a narcissist and he talks numbers to seem really cool, when in actuality, it's REALLY annoying.

nerd = smart, most often friendly, not necessarily popular (unless he fixes your iPod)
nerdfuck = smart, wants attention, thinks he's so cool, doesn't shut up about his numbers and shit

Kid #1: Omg, how do you feel about that trinomial? Look at that table, I bet it's width is 425 cm squared! I'm so cool, I can differentiate and my sleep! Yeah! Bet you can't d-rive THAT to the bank!
Kid #2: OMG BILLY JUST SHUT UP ALREADY YOU'RE SUCH A NERDFUCK.

by Nina Michele October 4, 2008