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Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces 

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

shitting through the eye of a needle

Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"
Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!

Drippy Needle 

She must have gone to the Drippy Needle to get that terrible tattoo.
Drippy Needle by Mrs. Bonedog November 22, 2017

putting needle whacker 

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!
"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"

the needle 

They can give you 25 to life, or they can give you the needle.
the needle by cogitheum@mac.com February 22, 2017

Pretty Needle 

Someone that is the edge between looking pretty and looking disgusting.

Someone that is disgusting and hot at the same time.

called a pretty needle because, though pretty to look at, also stabs out your eyes.
Dude: Megan Fox Is so hot!
Dude2: yuck, she is so not.
Dude3: I think she's a pretty needle.

Chick: Edward Cullen is way too hot!
Chick2: His features are too extreme. He's a pretty needle.
Pretty Needle by Yoshi_Guy November 23, 2009