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Narwhal

A chained female, not of the single orientation. Evolves horn in contrast to it's former single whale state.
"Don't impale me on your horn you narwhal"

"Man her horns huge"
by Of 8 March 28, 2009
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Noun:
1. A serving of wine-tea with a partial shot of Jägermeister dropped into it. Traditionally an average sized cup is used for the wine-tea and a small oriental teacup is used for the Jägermeister. Unlike the similar Jägerbomb, a narwhal need not be slammed, and is in fact very pleasant to simply sip, with small amounts of Jäger slowly diffusing into the wine-tea.

2. The unicorn of the sea, and inventor of the shish kebab.

Verb:
1. To stab with a large piercing device, such as a sword or 9 foot long icicle, often in an epic or entertaining fashion.
Noun:
1. A black tea and Chardonnay wine-tea makes for a delicious narwhal.
2. Look at the size of that narwhal's horn!

Verb:
1. Remember that guy who got narwhaled by a blue icicle from a leaky airplane lavatory?
by neyen December 3, 2010
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Narwhal

a Narwhal is thought of to be a whale with a horn, or the rare combination of a unicorn and a whale. little known fact narwhals are closer related to the dolphin, and the horn is actually a large tooth protruding from the upper jaw. on average a narwhal can grow to be 7 to 12 feet in length with a horn length of anywhere between 6 to 9 feet. narwhals live in the arctic but have been known to migrate to northern pacific near Alaska and even as far as the antarctic. they travel in small groups of 4 or 5 but very rarely alone. their enemy is the killer whale.
guy 1: oh dude what was that?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: that thing over there, its like a dolphin but looks like a unicorn.
guy 2: oh that? thats just a narwhal.
guy 1: a what?
guy 2: a narwhal, its basically a dolphin with an accidentl tooth growing from its face
by Fredd the Narwhal November 21, 2011
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Narkalism

A disease that makes you instantly retarted and can never be undone, once you get it you can never get rid of it. Narkalism makes you dumb, say stupid things and makes you act out. You also get into really dumb arguments that are not relevant to the topic
guy hey what the hell is he doing
other guy I don’t know it looks like he has narkalism
by That guy05 January 4, 2018
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narwhal

n - a non-kinky human who is utterly normal, vanilla, mundane, boring, a yuppie, and/or a douchebag
You know, when you spank me in front of the open window at night, I bet it really freaks out the neighborhood narwhals.
by menace to propriety August 15, 2009
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bacon narwhal

a sexual position in which you put the female on her next, puke in her vagina, then plug it in.
Tim: What's wrong?
Jill: Oh nothing... I just got bacon narwhaled....
by Taylen Spicer October 17, 2013
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Norwalk

The most white- trash town in Fairfield County. Known for gang's, violence, and teen binge drinking. If you were to move to any town in Fairfield County, do not and I repeat "DO NOT" move to this town. Shitty place. Only thing to be proud of in this town is the two- time all american lacrosse player, McNichols.
Norwalk sucks balls!
by David Shiver May 5, 2007
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