Nards

A pair of extremely humongous testicles

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."

by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022

awe nards

What you say when you are mighty unfortunate.

aWe nARdS! i fLuNKed mY mATh tESt!

by Mother lord September 30, 2017

Nard

A term used typically to describe someone as a testicle. If someone calls you a nard, immediately slap that bitch, because when someone calls you a nard, they are trying to post up as the cool kids say along with their dumb squad of fuckboy baked vegetable looking asses.

Bill Cosby: "YOU NARD!"
Jerry Sandusky: "C'mon..... I barely touched that kid man.... why you gotta hate bro??"

by Succulent Eggroll On A Stick June 14, 2018

fuck nard

the dumbest bitch you know

audrey you’re such a fuck nard

by fuckthispussyboy November 5, 2020

Nard Puff

A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.

Just a little nard Puff, my bad.

by Nard puff June 19, 2022

Nard

A slang term for a poo used in Australia

A shortened version of the name Nadia

I went to the bathroom and someone left a huge Nard in there

Nadia thinks her shit don't stink, yeah I've noticed that so we just call her the "Nard"

by AussieSlangerMango March 28, 2023

Nardeli

The most beautiful example of a goddess, a women of carisma, care and love

She’s definitely a Nardeli

by Adrianxx1 November 23, 2021