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Narcissistic Pouncer

Someone who pounces onto a conversation, relating what you are talking about to something no one cares about...usually something about themselves!
Guy:Hey, there is a new bar in Dinky Town called "The Library". It's introducing "super thirsty thursdays"

Narcissistic Gal:OMG, OMG, that bar is Awesome. It has maroon carpets...same color my bridesmaids will wear when Mark and I get married!

Guy: Ohh c'mon, we're talking important things here. Don't be such a Narcissistic Pouncer!
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narcissist promotion vehicle (NPV)

1. A company or non-profit organization set up to serve the egos of its founder(s). All of its activities, while often disguised as doing "good" for society, tech start-ups, the poor, etc., is done to enhance, flatter and inflate the founder's overly important fragile self-image of him or herself.
It's obvious the tech accelerator is solely a narcissist promotion vehicle (NPV). Its website mentions its founder 95 times and only has videos of young women talking breathlessly about its 'genius' founder - - yet 99 % of its 'members' are dudes.
by clairvoyant512 February 23, 2018
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Narcasistic

Narcasism / being a Narcasist / acting Narcasistic

Sarcastic narcissism

1. making fun of narcissistic people
2. trying to hide narcissism by acting sarcastic
3. misspelling 'narcissistic/narcissism'
"OH MY GOODNESS I'M SoOoOOOOOOOOOoOOOOooooooooo GOOD LOOKING!!!" says the girl while sarcastically looking at herself in a mirror for the tenth time in the past hour.
"Stop acting narcasistic!"
by moonpotato October 23, 2018
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Narcissist

Someone who thrives on the tearing down of others. They often times victimize themselves to make their victims feel sorry for them.
Chandler doesn’t realize he’s a narcissist. He hurt me, not the other way around.
by Passyourbass May 28, 2020
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Narcissist

Someone who starts a charity group to make themselves look humanitarian instead of narcissistic is still a fuckin narcissist deep down.
The guy/girl started giving people turkeys every Thanksgiving since he/she thought of himself/herself as a Shepard's, walking behind the sheep with his/her Cain cane. He/she wasn't going to tell anybody that he/she was a narcissist, looking selfless was more convienient.
by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020
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Narcissist

A man as hat blames you for the things you do or don't you to cover up the truth that he is hiding.
A man that likes to beat on women put them down. And then tell them that it's their fault.
You spend all of your time stroking his ego but it won't ever be good enough. And in his mind you've never actually have made him feel good about himself so he will constantly make you try to make him feel good about himself while making you less of a person to make him more of person.
Isolate you from your support group at any given chance. Then tells you nobody cares about you.
And that narcissist wouldn't let me out of his bus all the while telling me to leave.
by GingerSnap5150 June 30, 2020
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Narcissist

nar·cis·sist
/ˈnärsəsəst/
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noun
a person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of themselves.
"narcissists who think the world revolves around them"
A grandiose self image. A very inflated ego. A continuous need for attention. A big urge to be admired. And if that admiration is lacking or the narcissist is criticized, which is even worse, he lashes out recklessly.
Narcissists blame others for their failures. Donald Trump is one of the most well known narcissists.
by Hillary Cinton November 13, 2020
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