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Naked Algebra

The use of variables, equations, or inequalities to poke fun at the adulterous adventures of financially corrupt ex-presidents or ex-prime ministers, and of morally bankrupt priests or Pharisees, who continually deny having an affair with paid porn stars or Playboy models in spite of indisputable proof of hush money being involved to cover up their cheating habits.
A quick-and-dirty naked algebra question, which was censored by Floridian “woke math” educators, is the following: “Two b’s for $x + $130K + $y fine (and $z for possible bribery in exchange for a shorter stay behind bars). Guesstimate x, y, and z.”
by Fasters April 3, 2023
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Naked Teenagers

Perv: Dude I went on Urban Dictionary and looked up naked teenagers!

Man: You pervert wrong website.
by WTFGTFONOOB April 30, 2010
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Nigger Naked

When you're butt ass naked with socks on.
Hey baby look, I'M NIGGER NAKED!!
by Decarie Black June 28, 2011
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butt naked

Some idiot came out of an alley, butt naked.
by Light Joker November 19, 2004
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Naked Run

An event at UC Santa Cruz that takes place every year the night of the first rain. A group of students goes around from college to college, collecting more crazy people on the way, in nothing but their birthday suits.
I couldn't believe my eyes when a member of the Naked Run came running into my dorm, trying to recruit more insane people.
by zanny May 24, 2004
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stark naked

by philly85 March 21, 2009
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naked molerat

Somebody who has the complusion to defecate in the nude.
Ryan is a total naked molerat! I walked in on him in the bathroom and he wasn't wearing any clothes!
by chupacabra1998 April 30, 2010
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