myspace

The homepage for 12 year old camera-whores and 60 year old pedophiles.
by JKKC January 04, 2008
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A place where 40 year old guys make their myspace name "sk8rboy125" or "hornysexychick00" and try to get kids to come to there house.
40 year old guy: "Hey dude I got a 14 year old girl to come to my house because i put my profile picture as a buff teenage boy!"

Other 40 year old guy: "Cool, I got another 13 year old boy yesterday because i made my profile name 'smokinhotgirl' and put a picture of a teenage girl in a bikini."

TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO GO TO MYSPACE!
by duh13 July 06, 2009
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Is a place to fulfill your highschool drama, meet strage men and to stalk your ex boyfriends.
So like i was reading his comments on myspace and he was so flirting with her im pissed
by Nicolesucksdick May 21, 2008
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GAYYYYYY!!!! Ego tripping people who go on there just to feel loved. The most pointless site ever. Don't waste your time making one. People look for someone they met in kindergarden and add them as a friend just to seem cool even though they havent talked to them in over 5 years. Or they add people who they haven't ever met but they go to their school, their friend knows them, or they are extremely hot. Not really an age limit. There are 7 year olds who say they are 23! Just so they can make one. And people that arent allowed to have one sneak around for it. They go on at friends houses and when their parents are asleep and clueless!
by smartest teenager ever! June 29, 2006
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A place for emo no life faggots to spill out their tears.
Fred0949's MySpace Blog:

<Fred0949> My mom called me a bitch today, so I slit my wrist.

<jIm4930> oMg CoOl!lllllll!1!!!1
by Demsac June 10, 2007
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a networking website created by Tom Anderson which has made his name household in many parts of the world and brought to us a whole new generation of emos and whores
1-hey i found a new emo on myspace!
2-my whore is better!
by ?*?*?*? June 24, 2006
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1) a place 2 view pictures of depressed teenagers- who listen 2 the same music and all dress the same- taken wiv a crappy webcam at an angle that dus not show their double thin
4) wots the point in having 300 net friends?? go talk 2 sum, ppl!! dont sit infront of a computer
3) a place 2 add random emo kids and send "funi" messages at 3 am in the morning when u pretend 2 b drunk....dus eni more need 2 b sed...??
"rate mi pic or ill eat ur pets coz im an emo kid"
by ally April 05, 2005
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