Albanian Mugshot

When a girl is sucking you off, and just before you cum you shine a light in her eyes so she squints and bites down, allowing the semens to spray out of her mouth into her eyelashes, sticking them closed.

"Jerry just gave his girl the Albanian Mugshot, she couldnt open her eyes for half an hour!"

by Fckboy Tony October 8, 2017

DJ Mush

A nickname gifted to your childhood friend by the squad due to his impeccable style of hair that stayed the same throughout childhood, which always resembled a mushroom.

Bro DJ Mush's hair is another level. Honestly, do you even mush?

by RIPKDOT December 3, 2018

dirty mush

When one places a whole chickpea into the anal cavity and their significant other tries to retrieve it using his penis but accidentally inserts it, henceforth creating, 'bummus'.

I used to love chickpeas until i saw a dirty mush in action. (She also eats soup with her hands.)

by GRUBPLATE June 27, 2020

Milk Carton Mugshot.

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.

Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.

by whitechapel June 29, 2009

in a mush

Being in a strop.
'mushy' = being stroppy.

"Don't be in a mush with me"
"He's so mushy today"

by Charis~ February 13, 2012

no divis round ere mush

A saying which means there are no stupid people near you and you are a bad ass motherfucker, usually said after someone is about to, or does something god worthy,

“Im about to down this Stella” ……. ”Why”…… “Coz there’s no divis round ere mush”

by No divi man December 4, 2021

mush

Romany word for a lad. The modern standard European Romany word is 'mursh'

oi, mush!

by klidenengro January 30, 2004