Mution

Something that can be - stupid, uncool, unfortunate, bad, unlucky.

(in reference to a pop quiz) Man, that's so mution.

by not funny haha, funny peculiar September 22, 2005

Mutton

A red car.

Red cars are faster!

by p0rt21 April 30, 2004

mudjoint

a dirty, wet, almost unsmokable marijuana cigarette

after we were finished sliding around in the mud at the concert, we realized the dirt, rain and boobsweat had made a mudjoint of the reefer we snuck into the show in my girl's bra. then we dried it with a Bic and smoked it anyway.

by A.C. Jesus August 13, 2010

Mumjob

When you're vigorously stroking one out, you're mother walks in and you look her straight in the eye and finish off like a boss.

I was jerking off to Embarrassing Bodies last night and it turned into a total mumjob.

by CaptainLoaf May 8, 2016

mutton chop

When you are a cuck loving mook who should just kill theirselves.

Brad shut up you mutton chop.

by MEMESLAYER9901 November 6, 2017

laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.

Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.

by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011

mutton-head

putrid, rotting meat with a malevolent presence on a stick/head

alla eats mutton-heads for dinner

by kajennifer August 6, 2004