muppet wing

the muppet wing is the wing of a prison which houses people with mental health issues.

tracy tried to top herself and ended up on the muppet wing.

by valerieC December 14, 2012

Muppetfuel

Coffee

"Let's stop at that nice vegan cafe for a cup of muppetfuel"

by JADiS_213 June 23, 2019

muppet’d

The action of taking ones hand and shoving it up someone’s butt just like you would a muppet. In order to properly muppet someone it has to be from your finger tips to about your elbow bend.

Doctor: okay we’re just gonna be checking your prostate
Patient: okay
Doctor: so just relax and it’ll be over soon
Patient: okay-
Doctor: VIBE CHECK!
patient: I’m sorry what?
Doctor: V I B E C H E C K!!
patient: wha-

*Doctor then proceeds to shove his entire hand and forearm into the patient as you would a muppet*

Person 1: yeah man and the doctor just fucking muppet’d me..it was horrible

Person 2: like his whole arm?

Person 1: yeah..he had to carry me back to the waiting room

Person 2: oof

by wallmartcartz November 5, 2019

Muppet style

To engage in the act of fisting another's asshole

Gonna muppet style this hoe...wondering if I should lube up the left/right or both

by Benjiblueyes April 11, 2020

Muppet Fire Drill

A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.

This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.

by KittenJuggler June 10, 2022

Muppet Bloat

A condition resulting from an extended period of behavioral ignorance that was supported and influenced by something other than what they thought at the time and not due to anything they actually did. Muppetry.

Lotta of these millenials have seriously overvalued their professional abilities post-pandemic. They think they can still work an hour a day from home and eat avocadoes and sip $11 mochas. This is all just a result of massive Fed liquidity. They’ve all got Muppet Bloat.

by CaptainHermosa October 28, 2022

Muppet fisting

Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.

"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"

by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022