Mundelein 

A suburb of around 30,000 people north of Chicago. Somewhat the ghetto of the north suburbs, if such a thing can be imagined. It used to be popular for the elite of Chicago to have a house on Diamond Lake back in the seventies, but the trend died. Mundelein is now known for a consistently bad football team, lots of high school pregnancies and arrests, having nothing to do except hang out in parking lots or at the Baskin Donuts, and a rather large Mexican population. Is basically a less industrialized version of Vernon Hills and a poorer and less snobby version of Libertyville.

"Hey, I know, let's go to Mundelein tonight!"
"Great!...bowling, or donuts?"

Mundelein by Shannon L.W. March 7, 2006

Muddy Playing Conditions 

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.

Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.

Muddy Playing Conditions by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

THE MUDDY YETI

WHEN YOU GET A GIRL SO DRUNK THAT SHE SHITS HERSELF WHILE STANDING UP. THE SHIT RUNS INTO HER HAIRY PUSSY RESEMBLING A DIRTY YETI

YO' DUDE! I GOT THIS GIRL SO WASTED THAT SHE GAVE HERSELF THE MUDDY YETI " IT WAS FUCKIN' SICK BUT I BANGED HER ANYWAY

THE MUDDY YETI by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

Muddy Mace 

A tube sock that has been defecated in and dampened in order to be used as a melee weapon.

"Oh damn, that bitch just got smacked with a muddy mace!"

Muddy Mace by thesmack December 17, 2008

Mandy Speed 

The one speed faster then light.

Man, that truck was going Mandy Speed!

Mandy Speed by ChazetheChat November 7, 2010

Muddy Golfing 

During intense intercourse, a man pulls his mighty warrior out of his partner, and forcefully shoves his balls into his partners dirty, unwashed booty-hole.

"Did you hear about Zach?"

"No, why?"
"He was Muddy Golfing with her during the fire works!"

"Really? That's awesome!"

Muddy Golfing by RandZIdeas July 6, 2014

Muncy 

Verb: Muncy

To tickle someone in weird and funny way, that is definitely NOT sexual in any way, while gritting your teeth.

When you’re with your mates on a night out, and you fancy a tickle with the lads.

E.g.
Jack kept muncying everyone at the pub, because he’s not loose and is a wet man.

Muncy by Wetmanjack September 20, 2018