Patrol Munchies

The extreme amount of munchies you get after conducting a long a gruesome patrol in the mountains of Afghanistan. It's almost as equal as the munchies you get after smoking pot.

Dude, I'm goin to the chow hall to eat everything they've got, I've got a bad case of the patrol munchies!

by rodlikestoparty January 17, 2010

Exam Munchies

A hunger comparable to that which comes with being stoned. Elevated by stress, exam munchies are usually at their worst on the day of the exam, causing you to consume ridiculous amounts of food.

Eli: Man, I think I'm going to barf all over my final.

Jim: You sick?
Eli: Nah, I had a crazy case of the exam munchies. I ate four packs of cookies and a box of corn pops before leaving.

by hiijj September 25, 2012

Secondhand Munchies

Also known as Environmental Food Munch, or Passive Munch. When non-munchers are exposed to secondhand munchies it is called "involuntary munching" or "passive munching." Non-munchers who inhale secondhand munchies take in Funyions and other tasty snacks just like munchers do. The more secondhand munchies you are exposed to, the higher the level of these harmful chemicals in your body.

"Dude, why'd I eat that entire pizza? I didn't even smoke."
"Secondhand munchies, dude."

by Mr. Hand-Munchie January 20, 2009

Munchie Madness

The act of getting really high then eating an ass load of food

"Man, i got stoned then had Munchie Madness at my house."

by Christopher Sprague January 17, 2008

rug munchies

Horny. To have a craving on hunger for a vagina.

Example 1
Man: Urg i got them rug munchies again!
Man 2: Lets go to the strip club..

Example 2
Women: I have the rug munchies!
Women 2: Come over here and eat some pussy.

by lanlan April 11, 2008

porn munchies

due to severe porn addiction, one becomes intoxicated in the P and can not stop watching. when one has the porn munchies, it feels as if they can never get enough of it like having the munchies after smoking a J.

Richards has the porn munchies after grilling Driscoll's mits all day.

by Bedmonds May 15, 2008

Beer Munchies

Self explanitory you dumb shits.

Frank: I got the beer munchies fellas, ill be back later.

by JonnyC March 15, 2005