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The Mummy

While getting an awful blowjob, you cum in both of her eyes and while she proceeds to get up and search for a towel she will look like a mummy.
Dude last night Valeria was giving me a bad BJ so I gave her the mummy and it took her 5 minutes to find a towel.
by cumnizzelfoshizzle July 7, 2008
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Drug mummy

A drug mummy is someone who has consumed to many drugs that they no longer act human. They practically are dead, but still barely breathing.
Guy 1: Jesus! Bill is fucked up
Guy 2: Yeah man, he’s a drug mummy
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mummy-daddy

A phrase meaning one acts grown up, could mean boring, or like a goody-two shoes. It can be used if an occasion is dull or uninteresting. A phrase mainly for children or teenagers
"Stop being such a mummy-daddy"
" This party is so mummy-daddy"
by Savannah Fernandes May 3, 2008
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A term used to describe ones mother impliying that they have a lot of pubes. Can be used as a come-back if someone says you have a mullet.
Example

Alexis: You've got A mullet.

Akira: No mate, your mums got a mullet down under.
by Barry!!!! July 7, 2006
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Mumzy

that one history teacher at your secondary school that just is sound and you call her mumzy because she's like your school mother
Oi Ed we got Mumzy next in room H4
by Sam Ewins June 12, 2018
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mimsy

1. Miserable and flimsy.
2. Something that is both of these things.
1. "All mimsy were the borogoves..." (Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-glass and What Alice Found There")
2. You might want to take that rat to the vet, Jake. It's lookin' kinda mimsy.
by Kinslayer August 17, 2003
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swear on my mums life

A term used in order to make someone know you're telling the truth 100% and that if you are lying your mother will die.
Scott: Did ya hear C-Dogs mum went to jail fam?
Greg: Dat some bullshit
Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.
by Afran April 26, 2016
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