Lana has a blue waffle, a purple sock, the clap, the drip, and crabs at the same time. So Lana has a Rainbow Muffler.
by RainbowMufflerz April 25, 2011
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" That drunk slut passed out after a hard ass pounding, so I couldn't resist giving her a nice muffler, her tiny little g-string fit right in her gaping hole"
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See also depression
See also depression
H: Ooh, mail!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!
by Holly-Day April 16, 2006
Get the ibex muffel mug.The act of a girl lying on her back and mashing her boobs together while her significant other sits on them and farts.
Once she got her breast augmentation, it really created a higher pitched sound when I gave her a boob muffler.
by Jabecca February 20, 2009
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Get the muffle mug.When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.
Your life got muffed
You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
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You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.
by victems October 21, 2013
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