Mozzarella

Verb; The act of sexually pleasuring one's self

I don't have a girlfriend, so I have to mozzarella.

by SquiggleTitz July 25, 2010

Mozzy

A fanny

i shaved my mozzy

by abadref January 16, 2012

Mozz Hook

Mozz Hook - The act of sticking you're index finger into you're own foreskin and retrieving some old dick cheese, then inserting it into someone elses mouth and hooking their cheek.

Jake: "I didn't wash my dick for two weeks so i gave Park a Mozz Hook".

by two7one May 5, 2010

Moozzie

Moozzie is informal and friendly way to say Muslim. In Australian English, it is a very common word.

Moe (short form of Mohammad): I'm a Moozzie. What about you Joe?
Joe (short form of Joseph: I'm Chrissie (Christian).

by JoyBangla69 January 6, 2012

mozzie's

Australian slang for mosquito's.

"Mate, these mozzie's are terrible!"
"Calm down baby, have some cheese"

by thatdude327 October 8, 2011

mozzarella stick

When a man traps his partner under the sheets and farts until she or he is knocked out. Then the man poops in a condom, and freezes it for a duration of 1 hour. After the hour, the man shoves the poop condom into their partner leaving them with massive bruise on their vagina or ass.

Did you hear about Jim?

Yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. You can stick a watermelon in there.

by Jerky 24 July 9, 2011

Mozzini Swirl

1. A rapid spinal movement, followed by a snapping of the torso and the removal of a hispanic member of the class.

*Crack* "MOZZZIIZIIIIINIII SWIIIIRRRL!"

by AM June 24, 2004