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Moonzie Kaploonzie

1. An ardent bitch (a fervent bee-otch or bi-atch)

2. A ball
1. "I saw ol' Moonzie Kaploonzie the other day; he was so drunk."

2. "I hope Moonzie Kaploonzie got Henkins to pick up the case."
Moonzie Kaploonzie by P'tainz June 15, 2011
new york slang for receiving head
this bitch gave me crazy mozzie last night
mozzie by yoockyyyy November 28, 2021
these flaming mozzies are sucking me blood dry bazza
mozzie by brad September 20, 2003
(Mosquitos) AKA Blood suckin bitches that inhabit Aust.
MUM: "Crikey! Look at all these bloody mozzies!! SHAZ GRAB THE AEROGUARD!" *slaps arms*
SHAZ: "Alright Mum"
mozzie by drmeme April 6, 2016
1. Australian slang for mosquitoes

2.An Australian Counter-Terrorism Operator in the game Rainbow Six Siege
1.”Aww CRICKEY THERES SO MANY BLOOSUCKING MOZZIES ON ME!”

2.”Watch out there’s a Mozzie peeking that corner.”
Hone: Hey cuz, where you living these days?
Hemi: Across the ditch bro, in Ozzie.
Hone: Aw eh? So you a Mozzie now?
Hemi: Yeah bro! There's heaps of us Mozzies in Oz eh.
Mozzie! Mozzie! Mozzie! Moe! Moe! Moe!
Mozzie by mzmozzie September 2, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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