mootex

Caltex = cal
cal = cow
cow = moo
moo + tex = mootex

voila!

Bob: lets go get some munchies from the mootex!
Jim: don't you mean the Caltex?
Bob: yes; yes I do.

by Flynn Bakalaknabar July 2, 2008

Molotov cocktail

a crude bomb made of a glass bottle filled with a mixture of flammable liquids and a piece of cloth for the wick (name satirically by Finnish to repel the soviet invasion during the year of 1940)

Among the other weapons use in Resident Evil 0, are the hunting gun and Molotov cocktail.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

Mootant

An intentional mispronunciation of "mutant."

1. An annoying, ugly, short-ass girl who won't leave you alone.

2. Less frequently used to describe any demented person or creature.

"Qiuck! Hide! It's the mootant!"

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

Mexican Molotov

Whilst having sex, Stick a Burrito of choice into your partner's orifice. After this has been done, douse the protruding end with gasolina, then set it on fire. Then, Begin smashing the Burrito with a baseball bat, much like you would with a pinata. Thus spreading the fire everywhere.

Marcos: Eh Holmes, You do larissa last night?
Jorge: Yeah joto, I gave her that Mexican Molotov

by gerald the duck February 6, 2009

moother

A woman who believes she's entitled to everything just because her boyfriend figured out how to instert Tab A into Slot B and she managed to pop out several (usually more than two) babies.

God, that woman's such a moother.

by A Ded Person December 18, 2004

Moot maarr

masturbation, pre-presenation excitation, i will be playing with my lund the whole day!

Dario likes to moot maarr. heavy moot marring at my place today

by Dagu August 6, 2007

Monotang

A single purpose folder little kiddies buy when they are going back to school. Not to be confused with a duotang because the monotang only serves one purpose; to hold paper.

A monotang is a ghetto ass folder used for holding paper, nothing else.

by EVX180 September 25, 2009