monkey

a morbidly obese animal that likes to crawl up your butt and stick thumbtacs out your eyes

O look a monkey is attacking "George Bush"
"Rejoice!!!!!!"

by Amish Al January 16, 2004

monkey

monkey can be used to refer to a pussy that will trap a nigga like a rat

master p uses this definition in his song "killer pussy"

by robin hood February 21, 2005

monkey

creatures that dwell inside Nikita's head.

The mokey's told me to do it!!!!

by pinkian alice November 24, 2003

Monkey

It is a term used at the casino when you are playing black jack. It is when you want them to lay down a face card. Made popular by the chinks and asians at the casino Foxwods.

The dealer has 16 showing he has to hit. you would yell Monkey!Monkey! cause you want to get him 10 or higher to bust.

by Matt Sousa / Matt Gilbert August 29, 2007

monkey

A Big Ass !!!

Damn shake that monkey.

by Taylor November 24, 2003

monkey

A six armed two tongued spieces of cat that filngs poo as natural defense.

The evil monkey threw a wad of crap at me from each hand.

by Jeff Larson July 19, 2006

Monkey

The scrotum of a human or a monkey, often used as a derogatory term to describe the appearance of the scrotum of a male of African descent. Often used by racists to label Africans as sub-human or "ape-like"

A stink straight white woman caught a gay black man making out with her boyfriend. She then made him smell her bare feet and then kicked his monkey with her bare stinky feet.

by lova of sharyn lee December 28, 2005