nut monkey

An annoying, needy, insisting or clingy person whose sole purpose is to irritate by incessant nipping.

Get off my ballsack you fucking nut monkey!

by crist November 21, 2010

Three-headed monkey

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

by Snake March 9, 2005

Trailer Monkey

A trailer monkey is the white version of a nigger. A trailer monkey is loud, smells bad, has 5 kids with 3 different women (one might be his sister or cousin), and can't read or write. They can generally be found driving a shitty pickup truck, waving a Trump flag, or complaining about how "whites are sooo persecuted nowadays" Do NOT confuse a trailer monkey with a redneck. Although they share similar traits, a redneck is just a good 'ole boy from the south that may or may not vote Republican, but is generally kind towards other people and minorities. Trailer Monkeys usually smoke menthols, and instead of dipping a classy tobacco like rednecks, they usually stick to longhorn or hay they find on the ground. They will generally complain about minorities and " dem dere illegals", even though your common trailer monkey has received thousands of dollars of benefits from the government and generally refuses to work. It is likely they will be able to see the ground inside their domicile, because their house has massive holes in the floor and you can see through the frame. Fine literature, art, movies, and real news are completely lost on this type of primate. They think that Steven Seagal is a "badass", and that Florida Georgia Line is "where it's at".

They can usually be found with their eyes glued on Faux News or their mouths firmly wrapped around the anus ring of Tucker Carlson, Tomi Lahren, and Candace Owens. Trailer Nigger is a perfectly acceptable synonym for a Trailer Monkey.

"Damn, that fucking Trailer Monkey won't shut the fuck up! It's 3'Oclock in the morning and all I can hear is Cletus moaning his sister's name while she's begging for it deeper"

by Cory Von Money June 24, 2020

black monkey nigga

it is basically a person who has black pigments in their skin

My wife got banged by a black monkey nigga

by the nice man69 September 28, 2022

beat the monkey

Jacking off; Male masturbation.

I am going to stay home and beat the monkey.

by thisismoi January 13, 2008

got them monkey nuts

Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.

My Glock got them monkey nuts

by GotShh? July 6, 2014

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.

Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006