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mongolian mummy

When a man wraps his dick in freshly cooked Mongolian BBQ noodles and spices, and his partner blows him, while slurping the noodles
That bitch last night sure was hungry. She ate up that Mongolian Mummy, and even left room for seconds!
by MoBuckets January 4, 2017
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mongolian ass eater

A meme that was based off of a tweet that @kaegann made about having a very large spider on his neck, that became widely known on tumblr.

The term is used to describe an unusually large, and creepy-looking bug that may or may not be able to kill you, and may or may not inspire you to burn down your house.
- The actual start of the term -

onlyblackgirl: what the fuck is that
sayayedarbi: It's either a spider or a crab
malik-sad: It’s a Mongolian Ass Eater, it’s a very dangerous and deadly bug, he should thank God he survived that encounter.
by ealthia January 18, 2017
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Mongolian Backflip

Dating back to ancient times when the Liao Dynasty fought the Mongolians, the Mongolians would defame there enemy by performing naked back flips off of high areas to impale the cold rectum of there enemies.
Stacey's body was all limp and cold last night, couldn't resist slamming her with a cheeky Mongolian backflip
by EugeneMachine September 5, 2018
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Mongolian Sex Shark

A very powerful insult. It's better than ur mom big gay, but not as powerful as Uno reverse card and no u.
Person 1: Wanna fuck?
Person 2: No, you Mongolian sex shark.
Person 1: *dies immediately*
by KillMeNow667 March 31, 2019
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MonoGolf

Monogolf is here to end to your boredom. There’s just one rule: Reach the hole in one shot.

• Play Monogolf to make a long journey feel shorter.

• Tryhard while waiting for that friend who is always late.

• Craft mini golf holes with the Level Editor when you are chilling at home.

• Wait for the bus while giving your best on Challenge Mode.

Whatever it is you are doing, Monogolf is always the mini golf game you want by your side.
I love MonoGolf
by DaRealJek April 13, 2019
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Mongolian Glizzy

When you put your weiner in between a hot dog bun and add ketchup and mustard. Your girl then enjoys a tasty glizzy.
My girlfriend had a nice Mongolian glizzy last night.
by Mongolian Glizzy January 28, 2021
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Mongolian Deep throat

Similar to the Mongolian Throat Fuck, the Mongolian Deep Throat consists of oral sex with simultaneous Mongolian throat singing. While deep throating Hoby Buchanan style, the female will proceed to bust her own unique beat.
Timothy won’t be ready for my Mongolian deep throat!
by AnimeTiddyBoy December 30, 2021
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