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Milledgeville, IL

Really small, farming community about 120 miles west of Chicago. This town literally has NOTHING to do in it, unless you enjoy church-hopping or drinking at lame bars with the rest of the village drunkards. The only excitement on a Saturday night, is driving down to Sterling and hanging out at Wal-Mart or the geriatric playground called the Northland Mall.
Teacher -- "Johnny, why were you so late for class today?"

Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."

Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."
by wimperingkittens December 1, 2009
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Beat a Furry Millennium

Forget about Beat a Furry day, month, year, decade, AND century, it's all about Beat A Furry MILLENIUM. 2021-3021, you can beat as many furries as you want, without consequence! Good luck fellow comrades!
Frank: Oh jesus Bob, it's Beat a Furry Millennium, you know what I have to do. *Grabs Baseball Bat*
Bob: NO PLEASE FRANK DON'T HURT ME
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millergan

A large/ugly female, that one picks up at a bar and sleeps with, after the dissaproval of friends. The morning after you wish you could have a redo of the night before sort of like using a mulligan after a bad golf shot.
Roomate 1: What did you do last night?
Roomate 2: Dont ask... I am using a millergan!!!
Roomate 1: Do you even remember her name?
Roomate 2: I think that millergans name was Darcy
by GWiggins November 28, 2007
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Miller Zachel

A very thick and meaty man from perrysburg that knows how to get the ladies with his massive shaft
Oh my look at Miller Zachel over there I wanna suck his cock
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Miller Place

Small town with a high school full of kids most with below average grades, that are almost all just vaping drinking getting high (especially in school) but all in good fun. Everyone knows everyone because the school is so small so it makes for drama everyone eats it up like when there is a fight. But for the most people get along with each thought. Sports are good (some years). Not much to do besides party, fight, hangout, sport, fuck and drive around for hours wreaking havoc on the town acting like idiots to pass time and have fun. Famous spots (including sound beach) are sylvan, Woodhull, handy pantry, power lines, sod farm, pit, church , 25a intersection, high school, cordwood bluffs, town and country, and the pond.
“Fuck every other town that isn’t Miller place I’m a panther till the day I die”
Or
“Those a Miller Place kids are a bunch of crack heads panther”
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Hannah Miller

Hannah likes everybody and can't wait to hang out with her bf, she is cute AF as some would say but she definitely thinks that she is ugly, but people see her differently than what see does. She will be your friend forever and would never let you go unless you do.
Hannah Miller; brave, weak, short, cute, smart,chill
by Ellia Fox February 15, 2019
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hamish miller

has a 50-metre dick that all the ladies want to suck and fruck
girl: I want to suck Hamish miller
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