Midnight Mike

The act of busting a nut on your girlfriends face while she sleeps.

girl sleeps
Midnight Mike
cum in face

by lawl... December 29, 2011

Midas bukkake

The act of pouring molten gold onto someones head, almost certainly killing him/her.

*spoilers* The most well known example is seen in Game of thrones, where Drogo kills Viserys by giving him a Midas bukkake.

A Midas bukkake is a badass way of killing someone, without shedding blood.

by Lalliman September 8, 2012

Midnight shit

When you are taking a shit at midnight and simultaneously beating your meat.

Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME

Guy: shit you're a champ

by yoGrabHere May 20, 2020

Midnight Bozo

Someone who is disappointed they were born in the u-s-of a (not native American )

I am a midnight bozo :(

by cornyshat November 17, 2020

Midnight Facts For Insomniacs

An awesome podcast by two cool dudes who roast the fuck out of everything while teaching you all you ever need to know about anything.

Friend: brooo.... why are you always falling asleep in class?
Brooo: Because I'm up all night listening to Midnight Facts For Insomniacs man

by poutiine June 3, 2021

Midnight Shopping

When a person goes to old, abandoned houses at night and finds antiques or other items and takes them home as av"souvenir ".

Look at this amazing antique record player my friend, Paul, found when he was out midnight shopping.

by Weird Gonzo May 13, 2022

Midnight stripper

Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.

“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”

by Jakemon00 January 13, 2023