there's a midget in the basement

having a tiny penis.

girl #1: Hey, how was your date with Jim?

girl #2: Not good. There's a midget in the basement.

by Tessie H. October 11, 2010

Sewer Midget

A derogatory term used to degrade short black people.

person 1 “have you seen emery anywhere?”
person 2 “nah, I haven’t seen that bitchass sewer midget anywhere.”

by Emery hater 6969 April 23, 2021

Street Midget

A short person who Knows What Time It Is

"The muthafucka was a little guy -- a midget -- so he knew how to talk shit. Havin' been in the streets, he was a Street Midget. He wasn't no Square Midget. He was a Street Midget. He knew some Midget Shit."

Big Herc, "What happens when Midgets Go To Prison?" December 22, 2017

by ZXY&ABC August 14, 2023

Midget Monia

Midget Monia is how you describe an upset midget who thinks they're tall but below 5'3

I have Midget Monia because I am 5'3 and average

by PoloForSure April 16, 2021

Midget Stack

When one midget rides on the shoulders of another midget to look like a normal person.

Two midgets decided to midget stack to get on a rollercoaster.

by The School of Codyism December 31, 2017

Killing Midgets

To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.

"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was horriable."

"How do YOU kill midgets, Ven?"

by weMUSTuseNukes August 9, 2004

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011