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Aggressive micropenis energy

Aggressive small dick energy, with added malicious/evil intent.
"He has aggressive micropenis energy."
"Huh?"
"He like, rapes you with his micropenis."
by NobleCunts July 11, 2018
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Micropinga

Came from a fishes name (micropinna microstoma). Micropinga is basically a dick so small, it can only be seen through a microscope.
Father: Why the fuck do you disgrace me with your micropingas!? This ain't apart of my blood line muthafucka! Hey, Honey!!! Have you been fucking other men!!??
by Shuck N' Jive November 7, 2009
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micropenis

Onilink9000's penis
by Webster July 4, 2003
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Micropenis

Micropenis is a medical term for a penis, usually diagnosed at birth, that is well under the normal size range for an infant. In every other way, including structure, appearance, and function, a micropenis is like any other healthy penis.
You've probably heard friends share stories about having sex with a guy who has a micropenis. Most likely, though, those men simply had a small penis, which is by no means the same thing.

Micropenis is a real, diagnosable medical condition; it refers to a penis that's less than 2.8 inches long when erect, according to Jamin Brahmbhatt, MD, urologic surgeon and co-founder of The PUR Clinic in Clermont, Florida. In our size-obsessed world, having a micropenis can leave a guy feeling very self-conscious. And it can be a big surprise to his partner as well.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019
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Human Microphone

Already defined, but additional information is needed.

This is generally utilized by mindless people who don't think for themselves and therefore simply repeat the statements of others. It involves zero intelligence and simple following of what your professors taught you. It's the opposite of free thinking and rebellion.
The Human Microphones simply repeated mindlessly the people egging them on without thinking for themselves. They aren't too bright.
by Mako34 October 20, 2011
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brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
by CockBlocker July 27, 2008
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pink microphone

A synonym for the male penis
Friend one: Hey man that chick totally loves to sing into the pink microphone

Friend two: I know
by JohnnyBadass September 30, 2007
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