by Big Kuntry King December 14, 2006
Get the leaning on the microwave mug.When someone farts in the taxi cab while all the windows are rolled up and it fucking smells nasty.
Similar to dutch oven but instead of being under the covers your stuck in the moving cab.
Similar to dutch oven but instead of being under the covers your stuck in the moving cab.
"...so yeah Ben had me trapped in a dutch microwave last night and it smelled so bad that Donnie the cab driver had to roll his window down to keep from passing out."
by mojo8772 March 7, 2009
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by wrenchingking December 21, 2012
Get the microwave money mug.An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place.
Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night."
Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."
Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."
by westfalia December 11, 2009
Get the microwave mug.Also known as cocktease. A woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn't give the pussy. Named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn't cook.
Prima: Yesterday, Jill made out with me, but she didn't allowed me to jam it in.
Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.
Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.
by The Motherfucking Gary Oak September 2, 2011
Get the microwave woman mug.Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'
Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!
Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!
Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!
by Ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011
Get the Swedish Microwave mug."Instant Heat!" - We cannot nor will not forget Vinnie Johnson of the National Basketball League's Detroit Pistons. The original Sixth Man of the Year!
by gravy111 November 23, 2010
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