Microwave Oven

"Instant Heat!" - We cannot nor will not forget Vinnie Johnson of the National Basketball League's Detroit Pistons. The original Sixth Man of the Year!

Now entering the game is the microwave oven, Vinnie Johnson!

by gravy111 November 23, 2010

Microwave

When you don't want to attract attention so wave just a little bit

My ex was next to you at the bar so I wicrowaved to get your attention!

Hes shy so when we meet we always microwave!

by Burtnlovely December 8, 2011

Microwave Oven

Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.

Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"

Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."

by TX2420OK May 30, 2016

microwave grandpa

A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave

He married into grandpahood. Just like a microwavable dinner hes a microwave grandpa

by Lola1109 August 21, 2017

Microwave

An onomatopoeia often used to connote the sound of a microwave being used.

Dan: Hey do you know what sound a microwave makes?
Phil: what?

Dan: Miiiccccrrroooowwwaaaavvvveeeee

by railmeamber June 20, 2018

Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

by SendingPizza August 29, 2018

Microwave

The head chef at Olive Garden.

Olive Garden Hr: "How fast can you cook food?"
Microwave beeps
HR: you're hired.

by Zip zoom September 28, 2019