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Michigan Talk

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When people who are native to Michigan discuss events and occurrences that are only pertinent to those within the state borderlines. This will often lead to a feeling of isolation and misunderstanding to people who are not from Michigan.
Last night Jake was engaging in Michigan Talk with some other people from Michigan and that made me feel unwanted and isolated from the conversation.
by Tyrone Schiff January 29, 2006
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when one has a wad of money that consists of large bills on the outside and small bills on the inside so they appear as if they are a large amount of money.
"Damn he has a huge bankroll"
"Girl, better look closer, that is a michigan bankroll."
by richbitch313 August 28, 2009
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Michigan Guido

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A breed of Guido only spotted during the colder, snowy months of the year. Unlike the regular Guido which can be spotted by it's signature "popped collar", the Michigan Guido uses a scarf worn indoors to signify his faggotry with a shirt one-half size too small, as to sell tickets to his gun show. Also worth noting, this particular breed (because let's be honest, any Guido is sub-human) will have the typical pursed lips, over-sized fake diamond earring, Oompa-Loompa tan, and non-gelled Wop-Dago hair. Not to outdone by their Jersey counterparts, what they lack in spikey Aqua-Nettitude, they make up for in utter fucktardation, with a dash of douchebaggery, and a heaping load of assfaggery.
I swear to Christ if that fucking Michigan Guido moved my barstool one more time I would have set his scarf on fire had I a little moar whiskey in my system, and if somebody wouldn't have stopped me.
by dean teh peen January 8, 2009
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Michigan Weather

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Extremely unpredictable weather patterns here in Michigan. One day, it could be sunny and 90 degrees Fahrenheit, while the next day, 40 degrees Fahrenheit and thunderstorms.
This past Summer (July 2013 specifically), we had one week, Friday to Friday, where the lowest temp was 93 degrees F, very sunny and humid. The following week, the temps had cooled down to around 50-60 degrees F and cloudy. That's just one example of Michigan Weather.
by PickNopp October 7, 2013
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Michigan Smith

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Michigan Smith (Also known as Henry or Nondescript fractal) is a loyal follower of the Church of Firnando and the high priest's younger brother. According to legend, Michigan belongs to the illustrious Mcflucker family, though no one knows exactly how he is related. He became a prominent figure in the research industry after finding babies to be the principal cause of climate change. His solution to climate change being lawful infanticide, of course. In his spare time, you will find him playing DnD and giggling at pockets.
Imploding crocodile: "Stubby limbed Michigan Smith judges your politics."
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GamErGirl Mcflucker: "Michigan Smith is trying to manipulate me and a friend to reclaim power."
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Killer Queer: "Michigan Smith, are you drunk?"
by Church_Of_Firnando November 10, 2020
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michigan basketball

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the absoulute best team in basketball right now.Wanna know why Michigan should be no.1 ask gonzaga
juwan howard ; yo michigan basketball beat gonzaga by 17 pts.

gonzaga fan ; what the
by no.1 M.I. bball January 31, 2021
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Michigan Tech

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Where it's hard to get good grades,
but even harder to get a girlfriend.
Michigan Tech's new ratio is 4 to 1? Screw it, I've got math to do...
by The Spence! October 29, 2008
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