Messticktish

The small parts off tissue or toilet paper left on your hands after batting off, stuck on with your cum.

Oh I hate it when I have to shake hands with someone and they see the Messticktish on my hands.

by Ez G April 6, 2004

messkin

Mexican

Messkins make tacos, tortillas and burritos

by airtap.me August 8, 2016

mesquite hoes

Them lil flying bugs that give you Zika and poison ivy

"These mesquite hoes got me all itchy doin the macarena"

"Damn gurl r dem boobies or mesquite hoe bites?"

by DaMarcus DaJones DaThurd October 1, 2016

Mango Messiah

A hot mess of a "president" who actually expanded the swamp and lined his own pockets that the Right Wing Evangelical Goats worship instead of their supposed savior, Jesus Christ.

Oh lord, look at those Trumptards again, bowing to the Mango Messiah,

by OldWolf December 20, 2020

Messi Hair Day

Occurs when you have Messi's long "messy" hairstyle, and the feeling of getting owned by Germany 4-0 in the World Cup.

"Dude I'm not getting a haircut, just get the hell out Dave!"

Dave: "Wow, someone is having a Messi hair day."

by scottybballer July 7, 2010

Messiah Complex

In slang, a person who seems to think they are better than everyone else, or that they are God's gift to Earth. Basically a term for people who are up themselves.

It comes from real self-image where an individual believes himself to be the saviour of a group, time period, or in an extreme case, the world. Adolf Hitler suffered a Messiah complex.

Dear God, you have such a Messiah Complex, John.

by xbringmoreknives. August 24, 2008

messiah

a child of T.i. or aka T.i.p. Harris

T.I.:Aye Messiah get over here yo mama want you
Messiah: Yes daddy

by Tip2you June 3, 2008