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Celebrective memory 

Similar to selective memory. Caused by either the death of a celebrity or the launch of someone into celebrity status.
This is a trait commonly found in hipsters. It is widely proliferated by the media and their lack of real news.
Celebrective memory in death
Whitney Houston premortem: "haha Whitney and bobby are probably doing crack or heroine. What a waste."

Whitney Houston postmortem: "omg. There will never be another Whitney. Her music touched me so much."

Celebrective memory in stardom
Jeremy Lin prestardom: "wtf who's that Asian guy on the warriors?"

Jeremy Lin poststardom: " honestly, Lin is already on the level of Kobe and wade. You could tell he had something all along, but he just let it loose."
Celebrective memory by Mijo May 27, 2012
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man memory 

Forgetting stuff a man doesn’t think is worth remembering like taking out the garbage, buying condoms, or what he promised before sex.
Fred wanted to sleep with Mary and promised to buy her a new dress. But afterwards his man memory made him forget he promised her anything.
man memory by Sassy doc January 30, 2021

Pornagraphic Memory 

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.
Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.
Pornagraphic Memory by Mocoholi August 14, 2010

A Cursive Memory 

A fah-mazing band with the band members: Dillan Wheeler (drums), Colin Baylen (vocals and guitar), Mark Borst-Smith (bass and vocals), and Shaun Profeta (vocals and guitar).
Nicole: yo! A Cursive Memory is the SHIZZ!

Melissa: yeah for realz! and all four of them are flippin HOT!

Nicole: fo sho fo sho

Melissa: too bad they never come to south florida pshh

Nicole: yeah and northern california psh

Both: RESPECK *snap*

A Cursive Memory by Melissalaneous November 2, 2008

Assographic Memory 

The ability to recognize someone by just looking at their ass.
“Woah, who’s that thicc girl walking by?”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory”
Assographic Memory by b0di November 25, 2018

pull memory 

Pull memory is the place you keep mental pictures (generally of them fine biatches) away in the back of your mind for future pulling* reference.

*Pulling offcourse referring to stroking your wooky, patting the dragon, tugging the tubesteak, etc
Person 1: "Lets go to the strippers." Person 2: "Na strippers is just frustrating" Person 1: "just put it in your pull memory"

"ah crap yo! - the internet is down. Im going to have resort to pull memory! Come to daddy heidi klum"
pull memory by SicSuperman February 17, 2010

ryleigh memory 

A girl who forgets everything in the span of like 5 seconds
What did I just say 5 seconds ago
Idk man I must have ryleigh memory