Someone who's smart, athletic, tall, and abnormally good at and invested in niche activities. He generally looks good and can fish out potential romantic partners from right under the nose of the competition. He inspires others to be positive and happy, even if when he's alone he is neither of those things. He likes to make jokes simply because watching others laugh makes himself joyous as well. He is ambitious academically, though failures never set him back. Though he may be not particularly great at putting up Christmas lights, he is fun to be around and in bed with.
Person1: Do you see that loser searching his own name on urban dictionary to feel better about themselves?
Person2: Don't say that, they're an absolute Maxwell!
Person2: Don't say that, they're an absolute Maxwell!
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Maxwell House was trusted for over one hundred years, but if people like the cultish bubbly girl have anything to do with it, they won't be trusted much longer. Out with the old, in with the new (and fuck the families of anybody that had a job there) is the motto she lives by.
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