Noobious Maximus

When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...

I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!

by Schwance L Berger March 30, 2009

Alimus Maximus

1. The Merciful!!!!111!
2. Pretty much epic.
3. Beats Kevin the fainthearted on the epic win list.

*After winning in Gladatorial combat*
"Alias Alimus Maximus the Merciful!11!!1!!"

by A.M.t.M. January 21, 2009

Donkis Maximus

A chick with a large, donkish ass.

"man you see that girl........god damn that shit is donkis maximus.

by my nigga van July 27, 2009

legitamis maximus

Something being amazing,awesome,real,LEGIT! to epic porportions.

"true lemon: packets of crystalized lemons that you add to drinks such as water or diet coke dude! try it man!"

"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"

"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"

by lilmamma43345 May 13, 2010

Methius Maximus

The Leader of the methheads. The Boss of all bosses. The king King of Meth. Watch out for METHIUS MAXIMUS!!

Guy 1: Damn that guys crazy! is that jamal?
Guy 2: No that's the leader of the methheads man! METHIUS MAXIMUS!

by everydayimhustling69 July 15, 2011

j'marius

The type of nigga dats gone make you girl sweat l,ya man hate, nd got da best penis

Don't forget da smile

"Omg" its J'Marius

by Yoku sell March 15, 2017

Fattus Maximus

One who is massively overweight and uses gym equipment to watch Netflix on the treadmill.

Also sits around and eats KFC all day.

Dude 1:Dude, did you hear that the Reddit user u/GherkinP is a fattus maximus?
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.

by WellFuckYouToo December 9, 2019