Tiananmen Cube Massacre

An event that definitely did not happen in China on June 4th, 1989... but in 3D.

Guy 1: "Hey buddy, did you ever hear about the Tiananmen Cube Massacre?"
Guy 2: "reply has been redacted by the benevolent and supreme leader XI"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I didn't think so either."

Tiananmen Cube Massacre by Souper Rare January 4, 2022

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massacre

(v.) To take down an opponent with extreme force; to beat someone and make him or her look incredibly weak
(n.) The act of exposing someone's weakness by completely defeating him or her

1. Our school's basketball team massacred those guys with a 62-32 win.

2. His no-scope head shot of that guy who was out in the open was a massacre.

3. Talib Kweli's freestyles massacre 90% of other rappers.

massacre by 4Ind January 12, 2009

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MC Massacre

Stacking 2 or more Mc Donald's Big Macs into one sandwich.

MC Massacre

Bob was craving a MC Massacre, so we walked down to Mc Donald's and ordered 2 big Macs a piece so we each could create a "MC Massacre"!

MC Massacre by Trowa Barton April 27, 2009

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texas chainsaw massacre (remake)

the most br00tal movie since the original(:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake) was br00tal.

texas chainsaw massacre (remake) by reedradd x February 18, 2009

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Boston Massacre

1.the hilarious killing of only a few idiots
2.Immense propaganda by Paul Revere
3. The Mets/ Red Sox World Series

the boston massacre is just bullsh*t

Boston Massacre by a55h01e November 12, 2004

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Mastacated

To completely tear something or someone apart.

"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"

"Yeah, he got mastacated."

Mastacated by FaShizzle March 6, 2004

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spaghetti massacre

When your friend riley drops his spaghetti all over the floor and you tell him to pick it up. It then leads to an argument which has you choking his bitch ass with the saucy spaghetti. And of course you are innocent because if Rileys bitch ass didn't drop the saucy spaghetti and ruin it in the first place, the spaghetti massacre wouldn't occur

Really riley, you literally just caused a spaghetti massacre

spaghetti massacre by ChillBlinton February 10, 2017

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