manhoos

Urdu word for unlucky which is mostly used as a insult

me: yoo i fucked up and got a F on my finals
friend: ITS BECAUSE YOU DIDNT FUCKING STUDY YOU FUCKING MANHOOS

by hasanrizvi03 January 6, 2019

Crud-mandouche

When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.

Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!

by Thecrudwhisperer March 30, 2010

Maga Manhood

An Ar15 rifle hanging off a mans chest at a protest. It gives him a feeling of having a big swinging penis hitting his thigh. Which he does not possess, but desires.

Some members of a local militia group protested in front of the state capital. Each individual member was showing off their dangling Maga Manhood.

by Jim junior September 8, 2020

mandom

the Mans Condom for man. Demandom Mandoms , reusuable mandoms for man only for men at mandom store man stores , man , man man man , mans..Mans. Demandom mandoms.

would u like to buy mandoms maam

by samuek January 29, 2005

Mancooch

A women with no tits. (It makes it feel like you are have sex with a mancooch)

Check this shorty out...She has a mancooch.

by TCCO November 1, 2003

mandork

amanda, who happens to be a dork, hence mandork. this occurs due to the blond amanda not listening to when her name is called, however, responds to mandork. =\

"amanda. amanda. aaaamanda. AMANDA! MANDORK!

by dorkalicious December 2, 2004

mandonga

noun. a slang term for a biological man's penis. a surgically acquired penis cannot be considered a mandonga; hence the "man" in "mandonga".

my mandonga is erect and ready for action.

by mickeyz January 28, 2006