Irrational Desmoulins Lust 

The state of existence where every thought is dominated by the sexiness of French Revolutionary Camille Desmoulins. All other habits cease, and the victim drools over google images, books, and films pertaining to Camille Desmoulins.

Keegan: Let's see... the capital of Azerbaijan is... oh god.. Camille.... you sexy thang...my place tonight.... my parents aren't home...leave Horace with Robespierre... hnnnng

Doctor: Son, you've got a bad case of Irrational Desmoulins Lust. This requires some serious treatment, and I need to start you on a round of hormone relaxers immediately.

Irrational Desmoulins Lust by rageofmarat July 14, 2011

Thing-lust 

The intense desire to own a material object.

Man that new iPod... I've got total thing-lust.

Police say his life was so ruled by thing-lust that he starved to death in a house full of consumer electronics.

Thing-lust by gillfish February 21, 2009

Oliver Lust Stomp 

The Oliver Lust Stomp is a beckoning dance maneuver, only to be performed by individuals who possess both "stamina" and "money". The general idea is to pick out the most attractive men in given club. Sweet talk is then carried out, usually with the incorporation of a nice camera. At this point, the score is for certain. However, the Oliver Lust Stomp can take place before or after getting the prize. Note that the prize seems to be heterosexuals (confused?) with incredible abs.

The maneuver begins with raising the right leg, and meeting the arms in front of the chest, making an X. Then, in a single move, stomp using the right foot, and separate and stretch out arms diagonal to the body. The dance move is best accompanied with confused individuals who are amazed at the score. Music is preferably Iranian techno.

"Julie, did you see that middle-aged guy creepin' at the club?"

"Most definitely. He performed that Oliver Lust Stomp and nailed the hottie. I saw the picture on his Blackberry."

Oliver Lust Stomp by all at zinc April 13, 2009

butt-lust 

An uncontrollable urge to take a bite out of a round, juicy, tight little mound.

"That girl fills me with raging butt-lust!"

butt-lust by real dethkon April 20, 2010

kendra lust

The best porn star ever. This woman fucks so good. She'll be the reason why you watch porn. You will not regret it. She's a sexy milf with a smoking hot body. She's got a perfect beautiful gorgeous pussy and the best fucking ass. She's so sexy like you don't see someone this sexy every day. Watch her on porn. She's the best porn star.

Hey did you watch Kendra Lust on porn?
Yeah she's fucking awesome
I know right that woman can fuck
She's the best porn star

kendra lust by Grindin September 18, 2018

Cubana Lust 

Cuban light-skinned model with breath-taking body measurements. She's a mix of singer Mya, rapper Trina and Rihanna all in one, but with more ass than all three combined. She scares faggots and insecure women. Tease; She's known for her thunderous ass claps and wearing no panties when she's at the club, letting everyone feel on her ass. She's been taking the internet by storm and it even branched her modeling career from infamous youtube videos.

*in a whisper* "Yo dat yellabone Cubana Lust got me brick in class right now...Hurry up and come get me nigga. I'm going to sneak out the back of the room so no one sees my boner..."

Cubana Lust by Faux Joy December 17, 2009

Friend-lust 

A period of a relationship where two people tend to hang out together and talk constantly to each other, sometimes even ignoring their other friends. Symptoms of friend-lust include:

- Wanting to spend time with the person constantly and having a strange craving to see said person at random periods of the day

- Talking with the person constantly, whether it be through texts, IM's, and in-person communication (e-mails do not count)

- Experiencing jealousy when the person talks about their best friends

- Making up numerous inside-jokes and/or nicknames in one sitting, when you know you two probably won't remember them the next day

- And in extreme cases, day dreams about having freaky friends-with-benefits sex with said person.

The symptoms continue until the relationship dies down into best-friendliness or fizzles out because the person is getting too goddamn annoying.

Willard: Hey, you know where Jakeme is? I can't find him anywhere.
Sara: Yeah, he's with Torrence at the mall.
Willard: Ugh. Again? Talk about friend-lust.

Friend-lust by Red_Stump August 22, 2009