Lucerne Valley

A nothing town in the middle of nowhere with the highest population of druggies and rapists in Sothern California.
If Lucerne is known for anything it's the legend of the Knights of the Golden Circle and its Confederate roots there. The KGC planted a grove of cottonwoods in the shape of a circle supposedly hiding clues to a hidden trove of priceless treasures. Or the "national treasure" that the movie was roughly based around.

Modern-day drunken desperadoes and Southern cutthroats of Lucerne Valley: "damn the Stars and Stripes."

by pseudofish October 18, 2008

lucenda

a beautiful girl with beautiful eyes and a stunning smile. adored by all, and loving. parents are in love with "lucenda"s.

boy 1- "wow, that girl is such a Lucenda!"
boy 2- "yeah, shes hot!"

by EheartsL February 16, 2009

Luce

An Adjective for a guy that acts younger than he is, and/or doesn't do things (especially women) that are appropriate for his age. Not liked by other guys mainly for making them look bad and cock-blocking, etc.

Dude that chick is half your age! You banged her? Your so Luce!

That girl is so fine! I'm about to go all Luce on her ass!

by DJ Sock Starcher November 16, 2011

lucaroni

sexy handsome man with a jaw chiseled by god.
usually extraordinary at performing cunninglus.
knows how to deep stroke with perfection and can come up with different positions for days..

see also italian stallion

Sarah: getting laid these days is no fun. Everyone around here thinks foreplay doesn't exist.
Erica: oh girl, you need to find a lucaroni

by johanna kitty February 13, 2010

lucera

A city in italy that literally nobody knows

I was born in lucera
Where?
Lucera
Exactly, where?

by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

Laughing Lucerne

Illegal tobacco

he had a toke on the laughing lucerne reefer

by grumpy fella July 8, 2015

lucrativities

Extra curricular activities of an illegal lucrative sense.

Just got the supplies for my lucrativities...

by timJae July 13, 2009