loned

to withdraw
to indulge in loneliness

"who journeyed to Denver, who died in Denver, who came back to Denver & waited in vain, who watched over Denver & brooded & loned in Denver and finally went away to find out the Time, & now Denver is lonesome for her heroes,"

- from "Howl" by Allen Ginsberg

by Wes Webb November 8, 2008

Loaded Piss Gun

1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.

2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.

Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.

Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.

Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)

Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.

by poopmonsta88ateitwhilehot March 24, 2009

loaded diaper

When one pretends to be a baby and shits their pants, then their partner proceeds to eat out their ass including the full load

Dude Jennifer totally gave me a loaded diaper last night, that shit was bus’s in’

by Bussinbill24 March 27, 2021

Loaded Question

The type of question a woman asks a man when she doesn't have the money to buy her own chocolates.

This type of question may also be asked asked if her desk has been bereft of flowers for more than two weeks.

So the latest loaded question she asked me was if a pair of pants made her ass look less fat...I just bit the bullet...realized I couldn't win...and called the florist down the road. The owner said she was thinking of naming her newest flower and candy combo after my wife.

by Shane C. Gray April 3, 2011

Canadian Loaner

Another name for a blow - job, most typically used as slang in Canada.

"Last night was great! My girlfriend gave me one heck of a Canadian Loaner!"

by Captain of Falcons April 2, 2012

Loafed

The feeling of being in the euphoria of taking any prescription drug like anti-depressants, anxiety medications, muscle relaxers, opiates or acetametophines while lounging around lifeless but straight as vuck chillin hard

"im so loafed right now my dude, those white 2mg sticks are whats god"

by Fence Patrick November 3, 2011

Loaded question

A question in which the responder has only one option to respond as, therefore the questioner already knows the answer.

Nate: "Hey, how are you?"
Lisa: "Good thanks, you?"
Nate: "Yeah, I'm Good."

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Nate: "Hey, how are you?"
zabi333: "that is such a loaded question, of course all I can say is good."
Nate: "Yeah, I don't even actually care how you are, just filling up the awkward gap."

by zabi333 April 10, 2013