Literal Fuckhead

Peoples who's name starts with N and is never right about where starbucks are.

He's a Literal Fuckhead never knowing where starbucks is.

by Not a literal fuckhead June 18, 2019

a literal mug

put this on ur mug and buy it on amazon

a literal mug

by gfdderegfrggg June 15, 2021

para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.

As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.

by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011

Literal Thinker

A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person

A person that has little gray area.

A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.

Benjamin is such a literal thinker when reading my innocent text messages

by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017

turd literate

Slang for someone who knows their shit.

He is definitely a most turd literate guy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

Literate n00b

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.

Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!

by I'm Lily August 20, 2005

High-liter

The lighter you use, solely to ignite a Marijuana substance with.

"Yo man pass me the high-liter i'm about to hit this J!"

"Shit I lost my high-liter again, I must of smoked too much butt stank."

by Chief G November 6, 2008