literal rat

A literal rat is someone quite rare to come across. They seem friendly, but have the largest superiority complex. All in all, there face has a composition that causes their eyes to be too close; nose to hold of the face; one eyebrow; and the head shape of a jellybean. They are to be avoided, unless you want your family, yourself and those you know to be attacked by one. A literal rat will believe they are "cool", you are to play along with this fantasy so you don't destroy there's. Doing so will lead to immense trouble, as a literal rat usually has a mass following.
"I hate Omar"
"I know right, he's a literal rat"
by Rhatti May 17, 2023
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literal infant

a baby with no mental capacity and an IQ of under 10, see also skibidi toilet fan
Person 1: how old is your son?
Person 2: he's 3 weeks old, he's a literal infant.
by the tender defender August 08, 2023
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Literal Thinker

A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person

A person that has little gray area.

A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.
Benjamin is such a literal thinker when reading my innocent text messages
by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017
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LITERALLY HORTLOR

what fagstyle transgender tard kids say. nonbinary fuckin mommy asshole licking fags.
responsible tax paying mother: fuck my back hurts im gonna take a percocet
spoiled transgender child who has never worked a day in their life: mOm dOnT tAkE oPoAdZ, iTs LITERALLY HORTLOR!!!!!!!!111
by swerty gert February 10, 2019
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para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.
As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.
by the Professor from Podunk January 02, 2011
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Literate n00b

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.
Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!
by I'm Lily July 25, 2005
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LITERALLY GOD

SHE IS THE ONLY GOD
"OMG IS THAT LITERALLY GOD???!?!?!?!?!"
by LITERALLY--GOD February 09, 2021
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